Anthony O'Malley
Michael Caine
Anthony O'Malley

During the run of a particularly awful interpretation of Richard III, the star, Anthony O'Malley, begins to frequent a rough pub to develop his character. He meets Barreller who he discovers owes someone he's never met a considerable sum of money. Seeing an opportunity to make some fast money, O'Malley convinces hapless extra, Tom, to meet Barreller as the debt collector.
The Actors [2003] | Dylan Moran
Anthony O'Malley
Michael Caine
Anthony O'Malley
Tom Quirk
Dylan Moran
Tom Quirk
Barreller
Michael Gambon
Barreller
Dolores
Lena Headey
Dolores
Mrs. Magnani
Miranda Richardson
Mrs. Magnani
Jock
Michael McElhatton
Jock
Rita
Aisling O'Sullivan
Rita
Clive
Ben Miller
Clive
Mary
Abigail Iversen
Mary
Audition Director
Michael Colgan
Audition Director
Camcorder Girl
Deirdre Walsh
Camcorder Girl
Box Office Attendant
Veronica O'Reilly
Box Office Attendant
Sadly the whole here is not greater than the sum of the parts - and heaven only knows there are enough parts in this rather lacklustre theatrical-based comedy. Disillusioned thespian "Tony" (Sir Michael Caine) is treading the boards every evening playing the Nazi variation of Shakespeare's "Richard III" to an audience who were either doing a school project, or who just wanted to keep warm. One night he and one of his on-stage minions "Tom" (Dylan Moran) concoct a plan that could see them fleece a local gangster "Barreller" (Sir Michael Gambon) of a small fortune then play him and his felonious colleagues off one another long enough for them to escape with the loot. The basic idea is quite fun, but sadly only Sir Michael really turns up - and even then, his tongue is pretty firmly planted in his cheek. The rest of this is a pretty weak and contrived comedy poking fun at a load of things Irish and rarely raises much of a laugh. There is far too much dialogue and Moran, erstwhile a talented stand-up comic, looks uncomfortable and out of his depth amidst the more established cast which also, rather inexplicably, includes Miranda Richardson as well a few rent-a-cameos from others from the British comedy circuit. It's perfectly watchable for ninety minutes, it's not in the least offensive. Nor is it remotely memorable.
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