Gerry McCarten
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten

“They're a couple of zeros short of a grand”
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Purely Belter (2000) | Film4 Trailer Official
Gerry McCarten
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
Sewell
Greg McLane
Sewell
Mrs. McCarten
Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten
Mr. Sewell
Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell
Mr. McCarten
Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten
Mr. Caird
Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird
Bridget
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget
Gemma
Jody Baldwin
Gemma
Mrs. Caird
Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird
Ginga
Willie Ross
Ginga
Clare
Tracy Whitwell
Clare
Mrs Brabin
Su Elliot
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