Cala
Hannah Robson
Cala
Overview
Somewhere in outer space three hot space fighter pilots - Solara, Tansy and Cala (the Bikini Girls) fly daring combat missions whilst maintaining fabulous hair. Meanwhile wicked Voluptina secretly plans to steal their rightful title and become Queen of the galaxy when she banishes the Bikini Girls into a rogue black-hole, thus sending them back in time 70 millions year to the age of dinosaurs...
Trailer
Bikini Girls v Dinosaurs: The Trailer
Cast
Tansy
Toria Pardoe
Tansy
Solara
Kul Sarai
Solara
Nomeda
Agne Adomulyte
Nomeda
S'lutine Leader
Vicki Glover
S'lutine Leader
Xau
Xander Hewitt
Xau
Fabulous Controller
Waleed Khalid
Fabulous Controller
Archeologist
Cheri La May
Archeologist
Xeto Gamut
David Macey
Xeto Gamut
Voluptina
Carole Marnie
Voluptina
Reviews
GenerationofSwine
10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical. And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus. It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests. It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.
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